Richiro Book Excerpt Exclusive!

Richiro's tell-all book,Beyond the Slaphits to be released this fall November 6th has a few bombshells...

"...and then there was this time when Ross and Frank..." Read the book for more!

"...Cantiello playing on every team is surely one of the bigger scandals in baseball, but Box said..." Read the book for more details!!

"...the real reason we left B & B's is because they made me dress as a deviled egg for Charity wiffle ball events..." Read the book for more stunning secrets from Richiro!!!

This one isTopps!

Topps has introduced the limited edition Richiro Card that will debut this spring.

SUPER MARIO

Forrester's Softball is dedicating the 2007 season to an old friend...

Marciano's Meatball Parm Challenge

Take the Marciano's Meatball Parm Challenge!!! Anyone willing to eat an Entire Meatball Parm wedge purchased and made at Marciano's Deli on Webster Ave will receive $100 cash and Forrester's season tickets for two (playoffs not included).

Fall Ball 04

Richiro and Amore during 2004 playoffs. The Yankes were up 3-0 at this point. Have you ordered your Dice-K jersey yet?!?

Fourth Street Landmark

New Rochelle has granted landmark status to the Karate International Dojo located on Fourth Street. The Forrester's Club hopes to receive this prestigious honor in 2008.

Turn Back The Clock Night

Forresters has announced that the fifth game of the season will be "Throwback Night". All fans attending the game will recieve a replica copy of the "Columbus School 1989 6th grade Graduation Program" signed by three members of the team.

Dodgeball Ban Upheld for '07

Despite efforts from Rich Kosiba, dodgeball is still prohibited by all Forrester's players during the season. It is permitted during the offseason, but highly unlikely considering the testicular frozeness of the weather. Dodgeball has been banned ever since star player Allie Tarantino suffered a rib contusion at a 2005 BBQ. Tarantino states the contusion was suffered pre-BBQ and had nothing to do with dodgeball. Forrester Reps would only respond with the words thorn bushes.

Corona Diet

Mike Amori, straight off a decent rookie campaign has been seen working out with Forrester's lead-off hitter and right center fielder Rich Tarantino during the off season.

Just Announced...

The World Famous GW Plumbing Pink Bunny will be making special appearances during all Forrester home games at City Park.

RUMOR MILL

Ralph Tarantino has declined a non-roster spring training invite from Forresters. The latest rumor is that Tarantino will be joining an Over 40 League in Port St. Lucie, Fl. lead by New York Met GM Omar Minaya.

Forrester's Mascot Model revealed!

Uncle Dominic Ferrante was the model for the new 2007 Forrester's mascot. Dominic stated the modeling was at times torturous but well worth it considering the revenue haul he is expected to take in. Mr. Bert pajamas are already a big seller. The most sold jersey belongs to Rich Kosiba becase fans are worried he will hypenate his name this coming year.

Forrester's Unveil '07 Mascot... Mr. Bert!

Chicken Gum Yum Yum

The San Diego Chicken is NOT Pete Rose.

Long Live the King!

Any attempts by Forrester's to sign 81 year old softball legend Eddie Feigner ended when he died last Friday. The hard-throwing softball showman barnstormed for more than 50 years with his "The King and His Court" four-man team. With a fastball was once clocked at 104 mph, Feigner threw 930 no-hitters, 238 perfect games and struck out 141,517 batters while playing more than 10,000 games.

Raphael Palmiero offered Minor League contract with Forrester's

Sources claim that Forrester's looking for some extra pop in the middle of their lineup have offered 3,000 hit, 500 HR and Performance Enhanced Firstbasemen Raphael Palmiero a contract. The agent of the Viagra pitchman would not verify or deny the report. Talks are currently underway with an unidentified elder statesmen of the Forrester's club to replace Palmiero as the baseball face of Viagra.

Errant Javelin misses woman's vagina by 2 1/2 feet

Back up catcher and paramedic Skip Beckwit was first on the scene at the Dave Nemeth Games to assist a woman struck by a misguided javelin. Forrester's was pleased to hear that their 2006 Roberto Clemente award nominee was once again cool under a stressful situation. No news yet on whether Skip has accepted salary arbitration.

Hall and Oates to perform at Opening Day 7th inning stretch

Nobody has told the 80s power pop duo that the lights go out at D'onforio five minutes after the 7th inning is over but they are desperate for cash and willing to satisfy any fans. Rumor has it this night will coincide with the Jimmy Deans frozen breakfast sausage give away Night.

Controversial Training Technique Banned by Forresters Club

Forrester's has banned the controversial cat tossing training regiment that several of its players were using during the nipply winter months. Team spokesmen reported that Pabst was threatened by PETA and almost pulled its product from Forresters. No cats were harmed in the making of this blog.

Shea it ain't So Richiro!

Forrester's Press Secretary Gary Perkowitz denies NY Newsday reports that RCF Richiro is headed to Shea for Lastings Milledge. Perkowitz had to remind fans that Richiro has a no trade clause in his contract and the Mets are NOT on the list of teams he would accept a trade to. Rumors began when Richiro was recently spotted at Shea for Gary Carter's recent book release, Gary Carter's Guide to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.

What is a Huguenot?!?

Techinically a Huguenot is applied to a member of the Protestant Reformed Church of France historically known as the French Calvinists. for our purposes its the mascot of our local H.S. For more on Coach Schg-gobo and Coach T's whereabouts this spring check out ... www.gohuguenots.com

Foster's Club

Dave Foster, swaggering at first base, was a pivotal acquisition before the '05 season. The former loyal inn bowling champion has been a steady force at the top of the order.

The Spin Game 2007 announces Richiro card

The Cadaco All-Stars Baseball game, commonly referred to as the "Spin Game" by its legions of fans has announced its playing cards for the 2007 edition. It has added Forrester's own Richiro to the many MLB players past and present that will be included. The makers of the game stated they made cards for players that represent the natural physique of the game. McGwire, Palmiero, Sosa, and Bonds cards were all snubbed in favor of Richiro. This card won't give you much slugging percentage but it figures to play out with a high hit and OBP count which is common in the right center fielder's repoitoire.

Bert Night a Big Hit in '06 Back for Two Nights in '07

The very popular Bert Night was the biggest promotional hit of the '06 summer. Fans were treated to adhesive mustaches and three lucky winners were allowed to move in with the real Bert. The success of this night prompted Forrester's management to pre-empt Johnny Mac retro Bobblehead Night in favor of "Berts Best Night Ever II & III."

Willie Ain't-sley

Despite numerous attempts of contact, Astros former #1 Draft Pick Willie Ansley has turned down the opportunity to play for Forresters. He apparently was offered more money to play in the Pelham league. He is now looking out of his contract after hearing the town of Pelham only allows four bats to be used in the entire league. Ansley's agent feels confident his client will receive other Westchester offers. He made it a point to reiterate that Ansley could not co-exist in the same outfield as Richiro and Foster.

Duck Farts + Beer Bath= Victory!

Forrester's Leadoff Allstar Richiro and an Ecstatic fan get ready to pour winning beer bath on Skip for pivotal duck fart the ensured 5th victory of the championship season.

2004 Johnny damon & Mrs. Autry doused in the same locker...those were the days

Older T and 04 Closer Johnny Bar Mitzvah relish the Bosox improbable victory over the Yanks. Hey, didn't that guy in the background strike out Manny?!?!

Richiro Red Hot in Winter League

Those of you worried that Richiro's average dipping to .600 need not worry anymore. During the 05 offseason Richiro spent all of his winter boozing it up in the glow of his MVP year. This year after he finished 5th in the team MVP balloting. He swore off the devils water and has been tearing up the Venezaulan Winter league batting .864. Team Chattman has a strong grasp on 1st place with Tito Landrum batting third and former Met Benny Agbayani cleaning up. Benny says he's never seen a player get that dirty since the Mets forced all their rookies to watch Wally Backman footage.

PLA2WIN

There's Only one way to play on Forresters... PLA2WIN! This past season the Forresters Crew added the Atlantic Division Crown to the 02 Pacific Crown won when the franchise was located at B&B's.