2.25.2007

Dodgeball Ban Upheld for '07


Despite efforts from Rich Kosiba, dodgeball is still prohibited by all Forrester's players during the season. It is permitted during the offseason, but highly unlikely considering the testicular frozeness of the weather. Dodgeball has been banned ever since star player Allie Tarantino suffered a rib contusion at a 2005 BBQ. Tarantino states the contusion was suffered pre-BBQ and had nothing to do with dodgeball. Forrester Reps would only respond with the words thorn bushes.