Errant Javelin misses woman's vagina by 2 1/2 feet

Back up catcher and paramedic Skip Beckwit was first on the scene at the Dave Nemeth Games to assist a woman struck by a misguided javelin. Forrester's was pleased to hear that their 2006 Roberto Clemente award nominee was once again cool under a stressful situation. No news yet on whether Skip has accepted salary arbitration.

Hall and Oates to perform at Opening Day 7th inning stretch

Nobody has told the 80s power pop duo that the lights go out at D'onforio five minutes after the 7th inning is over but they are desperate for cash and willing to satisfy any fans. Rumor has it this night will coincide with the Jimmy Deans frozen breakfast sausage give away Night.

Controversial Training Technique Banned by Forresters Club

Forrester's has banned the controversial cat tossing training regiment that several of its players were using during the nipply winter months. Team spokesmen reported that Pabst was threatened by PETA and almost pulled its product from Forresters. No cats were harmed in the making of this blog.

Shea it ain't So Richiro!

Forrester's Press Secretary Gary Perkowitz denies NY Newsday reports that RCF Richiro is headed to Shea for Lastings Milledge. Perkowitz had to remind fans that Richiro has a no trade clause in his contract and the Mets are NOT on the list of teams he would accept a trade to. Rumors began when Richiro was recently spotted at Shea for Gary Carter's recent book release, Gary Carter's Guide to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.

What is a Huguenot?!?

Techinically a Huguenot is applied to a member of the Protestant Reformed Church of France historically known as the French Calvinists. for our purposes its the mascot of our local H.S. For more on Coach Schg-gobo and Coach T's whereabouts this spring check out ... www.gohuguenots.com

Foster's Club

Dave Foster, swaggering at first base, was a pivotal acquisition before the '05 season. The former loyal inn bowling champion has been a steady force at the top of the order.