"I've had the Time of My Life"

Rich Kosiba poses with the Tarantino's on his last night as an unmarried man. Congrats to Rich and Jackie.

7th Inning Heroics Yet Again

Forrester's improved to 6-2 on the season with another thrilling victory. On the eve of Rich Kosiba's wedding, Matt Summa earned the Snickers Award with his bottom of the 7th game winning hit. Richie Tarantino earned the Three Musketeers Award for his lead saving catch in the top of the 7th. Dave Foster made a fine defensive play and Mike Sgobbo and Joey Amori continued to hit well. Allie Tarantino scored a pivotal run in the middle of the game tagging up two bases on a George Wood sacrifice. Frank Arenas hit a huge three run homer to extend an early lead.

6 Days Away

With the wedding of Rich Kosiba just six days away, a 5-2 Forresters team heads to City Park this Friday night at 6:30 to face Knuckleheads.

Conquest

RICH ON RICH

The Pong title has once again changed hands. This week it beongs to Rich on Rich. Both Rich's passed mandatory drug testing afterwards.

FRIDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT

The Beechmont Brews bring an impressive 4-2 record into Friday's game vs The Forresters. The game begins at 7:30 pm at D'onfrio Field. Also, the first 10 fans 12 and under will take home a "George Wood Bobblehead".

Number One Contender!?!?

Rich Kosiba's days as Singles Champion maybe coming to an end. Today not only marks the first day of the Summer but we can begin to count down the days that Mr. B. returns to the Westend!

Whatcha Gonna Do?!?!

When Sum-mania runs wild on you?!?!

Shark Soup

Forrester's moved into a 3-way tie for first with an 18-2 victory over the Sharks. The game was stopped after 5 innings of near shutout ball by George Wood. Wood was awarded the Three Musketeers player of the game afterwards. The shutout ended when Allie Tarantino, playing LC for Dave Foster, slipped on Artie's lemon ice while fielding a flyball. Rich Kosiba, less than two weeks from marital bliss, continued his torrid hitting. Kosiba proudly accepted the Snickers player of the game award. All TEN batters scored a run in the lopsided victory. Agressive baserunning and patented Forrester's D set the tone early. Forrester's looks for revenge this Friday against Beechmont Brews.

Former Champs Release Statement

Through their agent Robert Vlad, the former Beer Pong City Champions have released a statement, " We realize that with our back to back losses to Buddha and Joey that we must start at the bottom of the Beer Pong ladder. So today, June 12th, 2007, we the Greatest Beer Pong team in Forresters history will play any and all challengers this Friday night to earn our rematch with the current Champions. We realize our rematch date is up to them and we will defeat whomever we must to earn another shot. We respect Buddha and Joey and therefore we would like to take this opportunity to wish them good luck in defending their titles and we hope to get another shot at re-claiming our City Championship." -Sub Summa and Coach Sgobbo

No More Mitt Sharing

To avoid any more glove lending Forrester's has hired former Domino's Pizza nuisance, the Noid, to be its equipment manager. Forrester's is 0-1 this season when one of its players lends a mitt to the other team.

Who Are The Real Champs?!??

This past weekend in Atlantic City, Forrester's lead-off hitter Rich Tarantino announced that in 2-3 weeks he will be arriving at Forresters with the "Beer Pong Champions of Mexico". Current champions Joey and Buddha could not be reached for comment. We will keep you posted for more further developments on this story in the coming weeks.

Rocket Re-Entry

One day after the disappointing extra-innings loss by Forrester's, Roger Clemens returned to the mound. Despite a fatigued groin from earlier in the week, the Rocket thrusted the Yanks to victory. Even with the win streak the Yanks still find themselves 10 1/2 behind the Sox, but the Bombers and Rocket look to position the team for a wild card run.

Freddy Sez: Sign Bernie

Freddy Sez, unofficial mascot of the New York Yankees, gives the thumbs up in support of Forrester's potential signing of Bernie Williams. Freddy is all set to bring his lucky tin pot to City Park if need be. Freddy suggested that while he's willing to pay for the Metro North fare to get to New Ro, he expects to be picked up at the station and have all drinks paid for him after the game. Freddy also sez, "Check my link on the right and buy my book."

Weekend At Bernies!?!?

After Friday night's loss to Soundshore in extra innings rumors regarding free agent center fielder Bernie Williams once again heated up. Despite Dave Foster and Rich Tarantino both willing to give up there outfield spots it has been learned that Forresters Softball higher-ups have been un-willing to pay Williams' out of town fee.

91 nearing .091

If Older T doesn't heat up he will become the odds on favorite to be the Comeback Player of the Year in '08. Season Totals up to "four" games:

• Richiro 5-12, 6 runs, 1SB, 1 Rbi
• Artie 5-10 1 BB, 2RBI, 2 doubles, 1 triple, 5 runs
• Joey 7-11 1BB, 7RBI, 2 triples, 1 hr, 8 runs
• Sgobbs 7-10 1BB, 6rbi, 1 double, 1hr, 5runs
• Prince Foster 4-7 1 bb, 5 rbi,1 hr, 3 runs
• Wood 3-6 2BB, 1 sac, 3rbi, 2runs
• Suma 2-7 2 sacs 4 rbi, 1 run
• Allie 2-8
• Kosiba 3-9 2rbi,1 double,1 run
• Skip 3-6 2 walks 1 run
• Mike A. 0-2
• Morty 0-1
• Bobby 06 MVP 0-2

THE SCHEDULE

Forrester's remaining Softball (Beer Pong) Schedule!

• 7:30 vs Soundshore @ D'onofrio June 8


• 7:30 vs The Sharks @ City Park June 15


• 7:30 vs Beechmont @ D'onofrio June 22


• 6:30 vs Knuckleheads @ City Park June 29


• 8:30 vs West End Originals @ D'onofrio July 6


• 7:30 vs Soundshore @ City Park July 13


• 7:30 vs The Sharks @ D'onofrio July 20


• 7:30 vs Beechmont @ City Park July 27

All Games are played on Friday Night

Who's On First ?!?!?

"The Pink Bunny" Matt Donaldson makes his debut this friday night at first base when Forrester's plays Soundshore at 7:30 pm at D'onfrio field.

FAN OF THE MONTH

Four weeks into the season Forrester's Softball is proud to announce that Buddha, a season ticket holder for the last few seasons has been chosen as Fan of the Month!

Fatigued Groin?

Though members of the Forrester's softball team suffered from fatigue after last Fridays win, none of them suffered from... a fatigued groin. Meanwhile the Yanks and their fatigued laps remained 1 game ahead of the Drays.

Back-to-Back to End it!

Forrester's improved to 3-1 on the season in dramatic fashion this week. Mike Sgobbo was awarded the Snickers Award for his 7th inning game tying homer. Dave Foster followed him up with some swagger and the game winning shot to earn the Three Musketeers Award. The final score was 13-12 over the West End Originals as the Wood-Kosiba battery went to 2-0 on the season. Richiro and Artie each had a couple of hits and a couple of defensive plays. Joey Amori battled dehydration and Skip had a pivotal walk. There were many other contributions in this marvelous display of team effort.